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Clowns are Evil Incarnate: The Anti-Clown Page
Category: Weird

If you're seriously into pain, there's nothing quite like dating a single mom. Her little brat from hell kicks you in the kneecap and throws mud in your face, and the broad refuses to spank him because she's one of those silly new-age types who doesn't believe in corporal punishment. It's time to take action and contact Homey The Clown, who will be more than happy to provide some discipline and give "Lucifer's Child" a much needed attitude adjustment. When Homey (of "In Living Color" fame) bops him in the head with his sock, he'll soon learn that Homey don't play that. And if Homey is connected to the Internet, have him check out this site -- which takes a look at the evil clowns among us and is full of twisted clown jokes. I didn't find anything on Homey, which is surprising because a section on him would be quite appropriate for The Anti-Clown Page. Being excluded from the site might piss Homey off, and that's cool because he'd probably take it out on the little brat. And when the kid gets over his brattiness, you can always use this site to scare his little butt some more and keep him in line. No longer will he be a major pain in the tush because after all, Homey don't play that.

-- Reviewed by Alex Henderson

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