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Do You Have Any Grapes? One day a frog hops into a bar, Jumps up on the stool, and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says no, so the frog hops away. The next day, the frog hops back into the bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. Once again the bartender says no, so the frog hops away. The next day, the frog hops into the bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says, "No, I don't have any grapes, and the next time you ask, I'll nail you to the wall." So the frog hops away. The next day, the frog hops back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" the bartender says no, so then the frog says, "well in that case, do you have any grapes?"

— Submitted by Randy C. Austin

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