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Honk If You Love Jesus The other day I went into the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on my car - and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!! I was stopped at a light in a busy intersection, just lost in thoughts of the Lord, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. That buper sticker really worked!! I found lots of people who love Jesus. The guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting - "Go Jesus Christ!!! Go!". Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out of my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach", and I saw him waving in a funny way with his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They squirmed, looked at each other, giggled, and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign - so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice large man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like "Mother Trucker", or mothers from there. Maybe he was from Florida too - He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking toward me. I bet that they wanted to pray - but just then I noticed the light had changed to yellow and I stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful people!!!

— Submitted by Josh Welch

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