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The Frog and Hamster Man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I can show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, can I have free drinks all night?" The bartender agrees so the man proceeds to pull out a pet hamster and tiny piano out of his pocket. The hamster starts playing away! Shortly after, he pulls out a frog and the frog starts singing along!! Totally amazed, the bartender starts pouring him drinks. Just then, a man walks up and yells, "I'll give you a thousand dollars for that frog!" The man quietly exchanges the frog for the cash without hesitation. Even more amazed, the bartender asks, "How could you so easily sell such a unique, priceless frog!?" The man replies, "Oh, the frog's worthless -- the hamster's actually a ventriloquist..."

— Submitted by Shawn Oliver

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