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Four Hundred Dollars There was this married couple of 25 years. One day the husband returned home after a long day at the office, only to find his wife packing her suit case. So when asked what she was doing, she replied I'm moving to California. Because I found out I can get $400 for what you've been getting free all these years. So with that the husband starts packing his suit case also. When asked what he was doing, he replied, "I'm going with you. Let's see if we can make it on $800 a year."

— Submitted by Mark Noall

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