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An Amazing Feat A 25 year old Irishman just immigrated to U.S.A. and went into a local pub. It was men's night and they were having their annual penis-measuring contest. Well, the Irishman joined in, but he said he could do better than measuring just for size. He left the pub and returned from the convenience store next door with three walnuts. He placed them up on the counter, got up on the barstool and WACK, WACK, WACK, he broke all three walnuts. Of course, he won that night. This became a legend and every year they talked about this great man. 40 years later that same Irishman came back to that same pub on another men's night. Even after 40 years, everyone was still talking about this great legend. He introduced himself as that young man but nobody believed him. He said he would prove it. Sure enough, he left the pub and returned from the convenience store with three coconuts. He placed them on the counter, got up on the barstool and WACK, WACK, WACK, he broke all three coconuts. The pub went wild. One man approached him and asked, "I can't believe it. When you were 25 years old you could break walnuts and now that you are 65 you can break coconuts. How do you explain it?" The Irishman took a large breath and said, "My eyesight is not as good as it used to be."

— Submitted by Brian French

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