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45 Gallons of Milk A milkman is making his deliveries, and finds a note attached to a customer's door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk." He knocks at the door and a beautiful blonde answers it. "Is this a mistake?" the milkman asks. "No," she says, "I was watching a talk show yesterday and it said that bathing in milk is good for the skin." "Wow. Well, do you want that pasteurized?" "No, up to my boobs will be fine."

— Submitted by Ian Davies

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